I feel so loved...

In response to my roomie's blog post "Top 7 Disappointments of 2010"...

First of all:

• My height is average.
• You know exactly where I live.
• I do not "grab" your feet.
• I do not "coo".
• I only "berate" in defense to your constant bullying.

Second of all:

• You are a giant.
• You hide little children in your bed.
• You are violent, and need to enroll in an anger management course.

Here are a few questions for you:

• Did your parents ever ask you to run away when you were little?
• Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

and...

• Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

Just remember... payback is a beast.